• They really should have got a real paraplegic

Like they picked people who are “real” lesbians to play two on TV?

• So which one is her real dad?

She was adopted

• Where’s her mother?

That’s actually a good question. I guess she’s not relevant anymore.

• Well they can’t go to school anymore if their married!

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• Here look at this picture of this seafood while Dave is trying to commit suicide.